Jesus

An amazing flirty,intelligent,kind,and fun guy who normally is good in bed and has a big dick.

OMG my best friend Jesus has a big duck I just wish I could fuck him

by Puffblower April 7, 2019

Jesus

He’s gay and he’s a bitch and has a girlfriend named Bella

Jesus is a butthole

by Ag200610 June 19, 2019

Jesus

super hot and funny guy. will always put a smile on your face and does not always mow lawns... just sometimes when you pay good money.

no example of Jesus

by thegreatesteversteff January 1, 2017

Jesus

The real-life equivalent of Shrek

Shrek: *exists*
God: let’s give humans what they want, *calls jesus* “Hey can you turn green?”

by Ey-B0ss December 1, 2019

Jesus

A COOL AND INTELLIGENT PERSON

Jesus is so cool

by Swagstar123 August 31, 2016

Jesus

Seth Thomas quoted "Call me daddy.... No call me ...JESUS"

Hi Jesus your not gay

by JESUS😝 January 14, 2019

Jesus

A neck bearded loser that came back from the dead to die again

Person1: woah is that Jesus

Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt

by U_r_B_a_D_k_I_d December 11, 2020