(hypothetical email response, in the tone of irony)
damn man,
this email, it made me shit the bed, it honestly did. i fell asleep and my "email" ding happened. (a nice littly diddy, my netbook sings at me when i get mail.)
mentioned email, woke me for a light sleep, i ate a shit ton of oreos earlier, now my bed is oreo shit laden.
thanks for that
(read out loud in a tone of walken or shatner, your choice)
damn man,
this email, it made me shit the bed, it honestly did. i fell asleep and my "email" ding happened. (a nice littly diddy, my netbook sings at me when i get mail.)
mentioned email, woke me for a light sleep, i ate a shit ton of oreos earlier, now my bed is oreo shit laden.
thanks for that
(read out loud in a tone of walken or shatner, your choice)
by oreo mud tunnel September 16, 2010
These flat earthers don´t even understand the scientific evidence that god made the earth round and not flat 6000 years ago.
The irony isn´t lost on me, when creationists make fun of flat earthers for not understanding science.
The irony isn´t lost on me, when creationists make fun of flat earthers for not understanding science.
by Ungläubiger August 13, 2019
people: gee whiz, lotta vax't people dying from variant whatever! better go get my booster.
me: .............................you're being serious, aren't you?
irony. see also, cognitive dissonance. also, insanity
me: .............................you're being serious, aren't you?
irony. see also, cognitive dissonance. also, insanity
by American Motors October 03, 2021
Oh the irony of people using their smartphones and laptops to post on the internet how investment in science is a waste of money.
by TooManyPseudonymsAlreadyInUse September 03, 2022
A very misused word used by internet "comedians" that aren't funny to mask their insecurity and to deflect any backlash to a bad joke/insult.
Why are you mad that I called you a faggot and I said you shouldn't have been born? It was irony, so why are you mad?
by YourTherapist October 26, 2019
by QueenKatnissC March 21, 2023
A wife beater serving food in the kitchen of a battered women's shelter for community service would be irony.
She snuck a gun into the cafeteria and shot her husband dead when she saw the no good two timing deadbeat standing there in the kitchen, handing a tray full of meat and potatoes to another female. The battered women's shelter didnt seem to be doing a good job of sheltering her from him which was not her kind of irony.
by Solid Mantis September 15, 2020