Afton Iowa

This town is full of little shits some ok teachers some really good teachers "Mr. Hardy" good neighbors and weird noises.

This town is soooo Afton Iowa

by TRIGGLER STUDENT FUCKER 69 May 28, 2020

the Iowa

\Noun\

•when you fuck your partner with a corn stalk in a corn field at a slow pace whilst listening to slip knot. All is done is done whilst wearing a polo shirt with Khakis.•

All is done to match the white, yet boring and somehow chaotic vibes of the small state.
Other names, Child of the corn

1: “Hey Harry? Wanna try doin The Iowa later”
“Dave...you’re my cousin”
2:”yooo dude me and Stacy did The Iowa last night”
3:”it got awkward at that festival so I did The Iowa an got outta there”

by Hari the beautiful biCH June 25, 2020

Iowa

The state with corn and nothing else

Guy: Yo, What’s the state that’s nothing but corn?
Guy: I heard It’s Iowa
Guy: Thanks bro

by Mrsymphony September 26, 2020

Haverhill, Iowa

A very small Iowa town that sucks the souls from those who habitate there. Quite possibly the gateway to Hell. Also known as, "Haverhell".

"I lived in Haverhill, Iowa for a few years and surprisingly made it out alive... My heart is still beating, but most of my soul was destroyed by Haverhell".

by sYDNEYb June 27, 2017

Iowa beef

Self-explanatory.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried beef from Iowa?
Guy 2: Nah, I've tried Iowa beef before, though.

by Huckleberry Joe November 29, 2017

Laurens Iowa

A place that is in the middle of bum fuck egypt. A town where tweakers and overly know it alls live. They are some crazy fuckers, and very family based. Drugs, and euphoria surrounds the area, along with bullshit cops. Don't fuck with somebody from Lz.

Laurens Iowa-
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."

"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."

by Overlydressedtable March 13, 2018

iowa hot pocket

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family

Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket

by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016