Malvern, Iowa a shitty small town full of incest families. Where STDs are spread through the air. Where their educating is fake news. And where the drama is always poppin. This town is filled with drug addicts and farmers. They might be putting the food on the table but it’s Guaranteed laced with something. The town where people get hit by trains and where the fair ground is the best place to get fucked! They also have the most expensive food because they are some good town. So go on ahead. Go stop at Malvern,Iowa.
by GwoodInTheHouse! May 26, 2018
Get the Malvern,Iowamug. A place that no one lives in, there is not 3 million people there, it’s Idaho that has 3 million people. All iowa is is corn, nothing else, border is corn, ground is corn, houses are corn, people are corn. Is home to 6 billion corn.
Person #1: Yooooooo I went to iowa today
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023
Get the Iowamug. woodburn, iowa has about 100 people, most of them rednecks. Most of the girs are sluts and the guys will do anything for a beer. Theres no stores only a bar and a church. So everyone can go to church and then go have a beer. Theres a rodeo every summer so if your a cowboy or cowgirl yee haaa
by hottmama21 June 7, 2009
Get the Woodburn, iowamug. A small iowa town in Tweaker Valley, Where the neighbors sweep the front yard, mow the yard at 2am and have a race track in the backyard.
by Wellendowedfromtheeyebrowsdown May 28, 2020
Get the delphos iowamug. by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024
Get the Iowa dildomug. by Blitzomet September 23, 2019
Get the Iowamug. Full of train tracks, wannabe gangsters, and the whole town stinks because of a JBS pork processing plant.
by Travon the 3rd April 2, 2025
Get the Marshaltown Iowamug.