Iowa Slingshot

During sex, one partner uses a belt, strap, bungee ect. to fling corn filled fecies at the other partner.

Last night i gave that bitch the Iowa Slingshot

by SK61688 December 9, 2008

iowa hot pocket

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family

Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket

by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016

Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo

I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday

by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024

Iowa touchdown

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.

The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.

by HarpMonger September 4, 2022

delphos iowa

A small iowa town in Tweaker Valley, Where the neighbors sweep the front yard, mow the yard at 2am and have a race track in the backyard.

"Hey man, where have you been?" "Im just coming back from Delphos Iowa after pick up a gram"

by Wellendowedfromtheeyebrowsdown May 28, 2020

Iowa

A square-ish state full of way too many square-ish counties. Most people who live there either have Smith or some long German word for a last name.

Ever notice how Iowa is just square-ception?

by TDude53 October 12, 2021

Female To Male (Iowa); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Female To Male (Iowa); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025