Inverted pube

A hair that is growing into the skin, in the nether regions.

I have a bad case of the inverted pube.

by steph jenna August 17, 2009

11-3 inverter

A sun worshipper that deliberately seeks the sun out when official advice tells them to seek shade.

Midday Sun? Im out in it, Im an 11-3 inverter!

by mids99 July 30, 2009

inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 2, 2010

inverted triangle

Tons of titties/chesty

Applies to men or women; could be mammary glands, fat, or muscle

"Nah man, I don't like thicc thighs. I just want an inverted triangle bitch."

by Valyri December 15, 2021

Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

Inverted Handjob

Literally just fingering.

Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat June 4, 2020

inverted dorito

A shape of something, like a patch of hair, referencing an upward facing Dorito similar to an equilateral triangle.

I shave my armpits into inverted Doritos. It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight.

by Mmmmagick man April 6, 2023