Instant kill

What Peter Parker should have used on Mysterio

Wait a minute, who is peter

Karen-"Activating Instant Kill mode"

by Jewel394 April 25, 2023

Instant Fancy

Metallic paint, usually gold.
Named by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth who said it 'just now.'

Take your instant fancy and pour it onto a palette.

by interferingnewt November 20, 2020

instant fancy

Metallic paint, usually gold. Made by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth who said it 'just now.'

I'm grabbing my instant fancy.

by interferingnewt November 20, 2020

instant motion films

He REALLY likes superman.

instant motion films has a problem.

by john doe (aka Jackson) January 9, 2021

Instant taterfuckation

Whipping up a bowl of instant potatoes 😋 then sticking your dick into it.

Instant taterfuckation works better for guys then it does for girls!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.

She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.

by Monopoly God May 9, 2021

instant pot

A dangerous dark torture sauna for foodstuffs.

Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.

by marshanizgut April 28, 2022