Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.

A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.

by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 20, 2010

instant pot

A dangerous dark torture sauna for foodstuffs.

Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.

by marshanizgut April 28, 2022

Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

smashmash potato

Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.

by Thomas Harold Watson December 20, 2015

instant mayan

when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina

Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.

by sudoadrian November 01, 2011

Instant Relax

Weed

Jacob: Aye ma man, do you have Instant Relax?

by FlyingKP February 06, 2023

Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.

P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"

by Iron_tech April 22, 2012

instant motion films

He REALLY likes superman.

instant motion films has a problem.

by john doe (aka Jackson) January 09, 2021