When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018
When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)
by Dick Guzzler March 19, 2016
person 1: “she’s always asking me to tag her in posts n shit.”
person 2: “don’t mind that hoe, she’s insta tied.”
person 2: “don’t mind that hoe, she’s insta tied.”
by hiswife>> June 15, 2023
Another word for bacon
by Cratered MoonUnit January 21, 2011
insta-fav is a word describing something you instantly love and/or consider your favourite; it is a combination of 'instant' and 'favourite'. Pronounced "insta fave".
Dude! I totally insta-fav that shirt!
I'm insta-faving that picture you drew, it's so awesome
Cool shoes - insta-fav!
I'm insta-faving that picture you drew, it's so awesome
Cool shoes - insta-fav!
by The_Aliway. July 19, 2010
by omarnasr August 07, 2017
1. (prefix) Instant.
2. (proper noun) Short form of Instagram; a service that allows one to share photos and videos
2. (proper noun) Short form of Instagram; a service that allows one to share photos and videos
by Random14YearOld June 07, 2022