Professional Incest

When you date or marry somebody in a similar line of work to your own, or even worse if it is with a colleague.
Person 1: did you hear that John is getting married?

Person 2: Really? I didn't even know he had a girlfriend!

Person 1: yeh he's been seeing Mary from HR for about 2 years!

Person 2: eugh, that's professional incest!
by borntoboogie October 19, 2010
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INCESTER STALLONE

sylvester stallone has anal and penetrative sex with his blood relations
When a sylvester stallone has an intimate relation ship with his family members , '' oh hes only gone and turned incester stallone on me''
by sean jay November 06, 2013
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Pseudo-Incest

In literature, any book that contains some form of explicit content (such as romance or sexual activity).

In crime, the act of sexual activity involving non-genetically-related family members (Such as step-family or adoptive-family members).
(Literature) My friend is reading a book which contains pseudo-incest. They said that it's a good book so far!

(Crime) My uncle is going to court for his two acts of pseudo-incest, having sex with his adoptive niece and his stepmother.
by Alan T. Fitch May 03, 2022
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Incest Betty

A mother who’s obsessed with her son’s appearance.
Dude His Mom Said He Was So Much More Handsome When He Was Clean Shaven She’s Definitely An Incest Betty
by LouisianaOutlaw March 25, 2023
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Incest baby

An npc or person's character in a game that is very overpowered and popular amongst other overpowered characters. Practically spoiled in every way possible.

This term is inspired by game of thrones.
Person 1 - hey, did you see that guy, jerry on the game?
Person 2 - yeah he was such an incest baby.
by FancyNarwhals August 06, 2014
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Incest Angle

a father licking his own daughter's vagina in the public for others to enjoy
I gave my daughter an incest angle when she was misbehaving.
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proximity incest

The act of partaking in sexual interludes with someone while in the same room as a family member. Typically said family member is unaware of what is taking place, and is often asleep. However, it should be noted that if said family member becomes privy to what is taking place, and they do not leave the room, it just becomes real incest.

It is usually an act of desperation and due to lack of alternate venues.

Once a friend pioneers this maneuver, it is customary, and always considered good form, to ridicule them severely, and remind them that they committed proximity incest, and technically speaking, are now a sex offender.
Charlie totally boffed his cousin's friend Liana on the floor of his cousin's bedroom while staying at his aunt and uncle's house for Easter... he totally committed proximity incest.
by Lance Williams April 29, 2008
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