weed

the greatest substance grown on gods green earth. the only down side is the paranoid flash you get when your stoned because mutha fucka's aint legalizing because their mostly capitalist ass holes. it calms you down and makes you feel like ur walkin on clouds. wish i could be blazin that bomb chron right now

lets hit that weed keg boyz!.... nuff said

by Chris Chron April 19, 2011

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Slang name for the plant cannabis. There is cannabis sativa and indica, both result in a different high. A great drug to start with but eventually starts to just not be as good and you will want to try other stuff. DXM is much better than weed and it is legal and cheap. Still, weed is a great thing to have while chillin with friends.

gimme some of that weed

by indica owns January 31, 2005

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A drug that has saved more lives than killed

weed can save lives when used right

by Dubiks April 27, 2019

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apparently it will save your life.

you can tell weed messes you up cause all the people who come on here to writed about it mispell words with letters that are on the other side of the keyboard.

by couchpotat April 17, 2010

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the ultamate substence that will fix any bad day no matter the extent of the day. weed is the coolest thing ther ever was and i belive everyone sould get the chance to experiance its greatness.

some stoner:"so ur mom died, ur wife cheated on u, ur being aouteded, sued by a rich gay man, and ur in trouble with the mob u say... u whant some weed?"
depresed guy:"ok"
(5 min later)
depresed guy:"ISNT IT GRATE TO BE ALIVE!?" "dont u feel like every breath is a grate gift from the above"
some stoner:"fuckin burnout"

by black panda January 24, 2007

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