taint chain

A chain of 10 links or more, typically made of the most exotic metals, hanging from ones taint.
My taint chain goes hard
by Bufonics January 04, 2018
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Taint Tugger

A person who tugs on another person's taint. Taint tugging is generally considered an act of sexual harassment in most societies.
"That Taint Tugger! He tugged my taint. Now it's as sore as slut in a cactus field."
by Lance Wackerle November 29, 2011
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taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
by RatDog904 July 28, 2011
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taint knot

When your taint hair starts to turn into psuedo dreadlocks. it is a painful affliction of hikers and any distance walkers or runners. The Knots are normally pulled out at a break and can be avoided with proper trimming beforehand.
oh shit I forgot to trim my gooch. I am rockin some mean taint knots.
by grizzlyAdam August 12, 2006
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taint meat

the area between the ass and pussy
cause it taint pussy and it taint ass
by super_grover August 28, 2003
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Taint rug

The area or patch of hair between ones genitalia and anus region.
While I was muff diving on Heather last night, my tongue ring got caught in her taint rug!
by Cronus29 December 07, 2011
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taint knockers

Man! I got some really good pussy last night and my taint knockers are sore.
by Heat 375 June 09, 2014
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