Biggest Tool In The Shed

Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!
by Sepcial ED December 13, 2010
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Fire in the Paint Shed

Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.
1. (Via text)

Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."

Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."

Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."
by pleaseme March 03, 2012
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Burning Down The Shed

"What are you two doing tonight?"
"Burning Down The Shed"
by Conn! January 01, 2010
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Shed a half a yard

Give me $50.00. this line was used in one of the opening scenes of "to live and die in la" when someone in the bar yells out to one of the party:"petivich shed a half a yard!" (Contribute $50.00 towards the beer tab) this line is a nod to gerald petivich. Author of the pulp novel "to live and die in la".the novel upon which the movie is based.
Hey fecktard.this dinner is expensive! Shed a half a yard to cover the tab!"
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A dog shedding hair

Their just giving magical fibers of joy
A dog shedding hair is the po po
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blue window shed

blue window shed.
blue window shed,
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A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by the semen May 23, 2010
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