saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.
Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.
by bsieb January 23, 2012
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to be saddled with

to be burdened with something
They don't want to be saddled with the financial burden of caring for their parents.
by mmitrolaw May 27, 2017
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Double Saddle

When a female and male both urgently have to urinate, and only one toilet is available. The female sits on the toilet, while the male sits on her lap aiming between her thighs, both urinating simultaneously.
“Goran and Cassidy double saddled so they didn’t pee themselves.”

“Tori and Sam couldn’t hold it any longer while in line for the port-a potty, so Sam double saddled Tori to release his bladder.”

“So Alfredo didn’t have to pee in the sink, Steff let him double saddle her”
by CBN0628 May 14, 2025
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Double Saddle

When a female and male both have to urinate at the same time. The female sits on the toilet and the male sits on top of her urinating between her thighs into the toilet.
Two people of the opposite sex need to pee at the same time with one bathroom available. The female sits on the toilet while the male sits on top of her and aims into the toilet between her thighs while peeing simultaneously. (Double Saddle)
by CBN0628 May 13, 2025
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saddle ass

saddle ass is a world wide phenomenon in which a man or a women that spends most of their time around or on horses or camels developed sores and rashes and lesions on their ass a life time of pain and possible infections make this disease harmful to ones health
doctors thought it was aids but blood tests revealed different it's saddle ass
by sanxity March 30, 2019
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cream saddle sandwich

two pringles sandwiched together with the greatest feat of american engineering, squeeze cheese in between.
i am going to make a cream saddle sandwich!
by 🍝 February 12, 2023
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saddle butt

1. The soreness felt on the buttocks after riding a bicycle, motorcycle, or horse when one is not used to it.

2. The way the buttocks looks when grinding in reverse cowgirl or doggystyle.
1. Man, I rode a horse for the first time in years yesterday and I've got the worst saddle butt!

2. Dude, you should see her saddle butt when she's riding.
by mad mortarman November 25, 2021
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