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Benjamin Franklin's coffin

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.
Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.
by twixsmoker April 4, 2025
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Laughing in the coffin

The terrible state wherein you laugh amidst anger and agony
1. Hope you're doing well

2. Yeah, laughing in the coffin 😂 🤬
by lil@arch May 25, 2025
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Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
See also Silver Troll coffin surfer
by Governator77 August 28, 2012
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Coffin/⚰️

When you take a fat rip smoking weed and you get in an endless coughing fit.
But, it gets you way higher.
“Dude chill you’re about to get a Coffin/⚰️“
by SamTheSagGod December 28, 2020
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Oh boy..

A Visual-Novel game that's about 2 codependent toxic siblings who are trapped inside of their apartment with no food, abandoned by their parents, who eventually resort to cannibalize their neighbour and make a pact with a demon. The game also contains some choices that lead to different outcomes (mostly on chapter 2.)

Has some incest undertones and currently has 2 chapters (It got recently popular for the latter..)

TL;DR: 2 codependent siblings with the weirdest sexual tension ever commit cannibalism, sacrifice someone to a demon and murder a decent amount of people.

Game is currently being hated because of a certain incest sex scene that is fully optional, but the fans really don't give a flying fuck about criticism.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen that game?, the one called "The coffin of Andy and Leyley?", people are real disgusted and despise it and anyone who plays it.

Guy 2: Seems like satanism and cannibalism is fine, but they draw the line at fictional incest huh?
by This your your if November 18, 2023
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Coffin Maracas

When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake
Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?

Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.
by Cavejoncen October 22, 2019
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Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.
‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral
by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024
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