A girl who goes to ever single bonfire in the deserts, they dance to foot loose because that's the only song they know how to dance to. They wear short short that shows their ugly thigh tattoo, Walmart cowgirl boots, a short tight famous shirt that shows their beer belly, and a flat billed hat. They have slept with pretty much every single person who has a truck and talks down to them, they claim they can out ride anyone on a dirt bike but can't even afford fuel to put in their imaginary dirtbike. They get offended when you say the will be a horrible mother for saying they will bring their kid to every bonfire
Did you see dirt turkey Sara last night at apex? She was bouncing around each truck last night trying to get a good dicking.
by Ranger runner April 20, 2016
Frank drilled my dirt bucket last night. I can't shit today.
Someone emptied their dirt bucket in that bathroom. It's bad.
Someone emptied their dirt bucket in that bathroom. It's bad.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.
I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.
Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.
I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.
I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2017
A whored out pussy that is engulfed with various STDs including, but not limited to, the clap, the herps, raging gonorrhea, etc.
by Eric DeBold Will Bleum Noah White February 28, 2008
Derogatory term for the University of Oklahoma, it's students and/or alumni. Based on the fact that a 'Sooner' is someone who cheated and jumped the gun when the US government gave away the useless land that makes up the state in 1889.
by LA Longhorn October 15, 2009
by laurene716 May 03, 2011
She spread her legs and I got a whiff of White Castle so there was no way I was going near that dirt pouch
by Mr.Potatodick April 23, 2020