Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality

Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal

by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021

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Illegalism

For when you commit a crime.

Thats illegalism 😦

by KilluaGonKurapikaLeorioKinnie February 23, 2023

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Illegal penpals

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch

Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore

by Jim H. Piffony January 11, 2024

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illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023

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Illegal Caucasian Immigrants

All Caucasian.

Y'all need to go back to India before somebody bitch stomp y'all back.

Study finds all illegal Caucasian immigrants live in Free Palestine and refuse to live in reality.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 14, 2024

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Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)

High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 13, 2021

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