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john howard

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n. Lit : Long serving Australian prime minister, with long suffering Australian public. Also,

1) Any disposable rag used for a particularly filthy purpose.

2) Any stooge, fool or corruptible nincompoop in a position of authority who talks a lot but doesn't listen.

3) (Vulgar) A limp penis during a time of great opportunity. See also bitter disappointment :(

4) A bore, a boring person, esp, a boring person who has leeched on to your social group. Also, a single minded social disaster area, whom you don't have the heart to club to death.

v.
5) John Howarding: Any act of stomach churning cowardice involving excessive asskissing, portrayed as great achievement.
1) Pass me a John Howard would ya darlin, I need to wipe the dogshit off the bottom of me workboots.

2)Did you see the way Bruce went all John Howard on us in today's meeting? Talking to him was like talking to a mule's arse and listening to him was about the same.

3) Sorry darlin I was into it... but... I started thinking about the bills and the kids and then before I knew it... it went all John Howard.

4) Davo was a bit of a John Howard at times, always going on about the same old shit on a different bloody day.

5)Gavin was John Howarding his way to the top of his profession until, one night when reading his own speeches, he suddenly died of terminal boredom.
by Costa Del Barto June 25, 2006
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howage

Any given vehicles hoe capacity.The amount of bitches a backseat can hold
I got six hoes in my Caddy.Now that's a lot of howage!
I would like to buy a new car with a lot of howage ,maybe a truck or SUV.
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howard wen

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howardising

When you pretend you are working but you are in fact drinking pumpkin beer by the garden.
Come on, man, stop howardising!
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howard

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howard howard

A top text bottom text meme depicting Howard the alien. On the top line it says Howard and on the bottom line it says Howard.
Thanos Thanos makes you laugh. How about Howard Howard?
by Itz.laurentime June 3, 2019
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Howardism

A coping mechanism made up for students to make light of their failing grades assigned by Mr. Said Teacher. While beloved at first, the fellowship of the "cult" has fallen, leaving a shell of what once was, leaving Mr. Said Teacher cold and brooding once more, destroying students' grades and life one draining assignment at a time. With the fellowship ruined, individual students still subject to Mr. Said Teacher's doctorate-level expectations suffer alone, in despair.
Chemistry student: Remember when people had all those pictures of you?
Mr. Said Teacher: Oh yes, Howardism, I try to forget it. It was stalkerish.
Former Howardist (under breath): It wasn't our fault the school had your picture on the website.
by trying_their_best November 14, 2021
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