homer

An unoffensive term for a gay man. The male equivalent of lesbian.

"Sweden is one of the best places to live if you're a homer."
"Despite the progress, homers are still being treated poorly around the world."
"With great homerity comes great responsibility."

by minoritiesoforientation&gender May 8, 2016

Homer

Something that happens accidentaly

I always forget my credit card but I have it today, I guess I made a Homer

by ems family January 17, 2009

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

HOMER

a gay faggot

Yo, you know that kid Kurt? He’s such a fucking homer

by anna bortion December 10, 2019

john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?

da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water

by iamdabrackmagicmaster August 9, 2016

Homered

Go home and get hammered, can be done alone but it is more socially acceptable to do with a group.

"I invited eight people to go get homered last night but everyone bailed, so I ended up drinking alone on the couch like a dirty alcoholic."

by 4labamah0tp0cket July 10, 2019

Homer Simpson Tan

Since 2020 it is a thing caused by being out in the sun too long wearing a mask to protect from Covid 19. Basically the area around the mouth an nose stays white and pasty, giving the appearance of the well known character from The Simpsons' facial features.

Been out in the sun too long today have we? That mask has given you the Homer Simpson Tan look hasn't it?

by KavMan January 8, 2022