Canada's history
Canada's history by ColbertFan81 February 5, 2010
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america is to the World what terell owens is to Football, what sean avery is to Hockey, what kayne west is to Music Industry, that's right, the Planet would be a much better place without all of the aforementioned, particularly, without the usa.
America's History can be summed up in the same manner Stephan Colbert summed up Sarah Palin..."Fucking Retarded".
America's History by pseudonamous February 11, 2010
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Canada's History
A deeply deprived sex act involving a moose's antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the Stanly Cup, as described by Stephen Colbert.
Canada's History by thejross February 5, 2010
Canada's History
My girlfriend was mad cause I gave her some Canada's History last night; she spent most of the night washing cheese curds out of her beaver.
Canada's History by ColbertFanDC February 4, 2010
Canada's History
While wearing a racoon skin hat, pour warm maple syrup down her back so she thinks you came. When she turns around, you knock her out with a hockey stick and start singing 'oh canada' with your member in her unconcious mouth. When she wakes up, you proceed to crap a hockey puck sized dumper on her chest.
Joe: Why is your girlfriend smelly and missing some teeth?
Me: She learned about Canada's history last night.
Me: She learned about Canada's history last night.
Canada's History by Colbert Reporter February 4, 2010
Canada's History
A sexual act in which the male attaches the antlers of a moose to his head. Then, the woman must sit in the Stanly Cup (which is filled with maple syrup). Then, you pour more maple syrup into all of the female's orphases. The male then proceeds skull fuck her, then blow his load into her eyes, maul her with the antlers, then shit on her bloody corpse.
Canada's History by DLUMPS! February 4, 2010
Canada's History
Canada's History by milk ducks February 4, 2010