Humphreyism

1. When you want other people to take care of you but you are fine.

2. People talk to you but you act like you dont hear them.

3. You ask people for things you have already and most times you have more than one.

4. Your family work all day and night preparing food for you and you complain that it is not good. Also asks why you didn't cook it his way.

5. You eat the whole plate of food and when someone asks you how was it you say it was ok or could of been better.

6. You put salt on your potatoe chips and everything else that you put in your mouth.

7. Usually drive trucks i.e. Dump trucks or pickups or Ford Expeditions.

8. Only calls someone when he needs something.

9. If you ask a Humphrey a question if he doesn't know he mumbles the answer back to so you can't understand.

10. If you need help he is no where to be found

Humphreyism is alive and well.

That is Humphreyism at its core basic level.

Oh boy that is a Humphrey for you.

Stop being a Humphrey that is not nice.

by BurnBaby June 11, 2006

hiphop closetpop

A hiphopster who listens to pop music but don't want anyone to know.

50Cent is a hiphop closetpop because he was listening to Mandy Moore.

by angkea som October 2, 2007

hmphin around

the words used to describe one who is actin a foo.

stop hmphin around! you are hmphin around too much

by jasidi May 7, 2008

Hmmph

Great idea, mom

Mom: I think you should do this thing.
Daughter: Hmmph

by urbandhandle September 10, 2021

hiphopcrisy

The rationale that it is ok for a member of one's own race or ethnic background to refer to themselves in otherwise derogatory terms and phrases.

When african american rappers refer to themselves and others of their own race as "niggas" it is considered acceptable by the African American community and by society. THis is a perfect example of hiphopcrisy!

by Brian Euclid October 18, 2008

hiphop

Everything extra large.
It is when you wear ur boxer shorts and it looks like a bermudas instead.

Peter saw his classmate Jim, a 2000 pound overweight kid,and he shouts HEY JIM! Your so hiphop man!''

by Arsonist May 10, 2005

Humphrey

Humphrey is used to describe any unusual birth mark or freckle on sum1's face. It cant be sum1 with lots of freckles. Its just ONE freckle or birth mark on the face that catches ur attention and is really ugly. There is also a trisex humphrey which is wen sum1 has 3 humphreys that make a triangle on the side of their face.

Wow that humphrey on SB's face is mad anoying. I just want to chop that shit off.

by bobby apple November 30, 2005