herpes

the gift that keeps on giving

"When I was first diagnosed with genital herpes -- an incurable, lifelong sexually transmitted disease -- I felt like I had been given a death sentence. The initial pain from the genital herpes outbreak (which included bleeding sores and genital lesions) was overwhelming and overbearing." - Gina's Story

by RASHole May 26, 2004

douchebag herpes

Douchebag Herpes is a highly contagious disease in which the affected persons act like complete douchebags toward all other forms of life. Like the well known herpes virus, the symptoms often lay dormant for long periods of time before surfacing. Douchebag Herpes is most common in attractive teenage boys when perfectly nice girls are drawn in by their charm. Sometimes manifests in the form of discrete lying, but most commonly by the said infected person completely ignoring said perfectly nice girl without a just cause.

Those infected with Douchebag Herpes can easily cure themselves by admitting their wrongdoing and apologizing, although the condition often doesn't allow this to take place because the infected person's head is usually way to far up his ass to see what he's done wrong.

Dude, you have douchebag herpes? you shoulda told me. we could've worked through it together. but stay away from me now, man. I don't wanna catch it.

by shingaling17 May 27, 2009

Beer for my horses

1) A song by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson

2) A movie about vigilante justice

Beer for my horses is an awesome song and the movie is hilarious.

by thort74t January 6, 2011

Heres something I whipped up

In the game Smite, playing as the smith of the gods, it is the act of placing a turret into the field of battle announcing it to your enemies in a somewhat cocky optimistic tone only to have said whipped up turret destroyed within seconds making his hours of whipping up his creation from scratch in his shitty forge down the ass.

Example of a scenario
Announcer: Your left phoenix is under attack.
Player 1: (VDD) Defend!
You*Defending the phoenix from 3 enemies*: "Heres something I whipped up"
*They destroy the turret within 3 seconds*
*Enemies destroy left phoenix**Enemies gank you*
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!
Player 1: (VER) You Rock!
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!

by Mr Macho Goodie November 6, 2013

Herpes No, Nachos Yes

This is the ole bait and switch where you mess with a girl's head while propositioning her. You throw her off by talking about STDs during a game of pickup - a classic no-no, however, you tell you are clean which makes her wonder why you would even say that. Just as she is pondering if the reason you brought up herpes is because she might appear as someone slutty enough that has to announce they don't have herpes, you then pull a Kyrie Irving ankle breaking cross over and ask her to come over to eat nachos. She's still racking her brain with the herpes comment that offering nachos is as soothing as getting a lollipop after visiting the doctor. You own her now and its a scientific fact that girls who eat nachos have a 78% higher chance of taking a full bukkake to the face during random Tinder hookups.

Man, Brandon went to town on Tinder last night - he was so wasted slingin his best lines at the girls -always closing with his "At least I don't have Herpes. Let's get nachos." line to seal the deal. For every 10 girls he asked to get nachos with there's always one sloppy chubber who is DFN (Down for Nachos) at 330 am. He always finds his Herpes No, Nachos Yes girl.

by bringmethechicken November 22, 2013

horseshitishness

The act of being in the way or holding someone up with your bullshit when they're in a hurry and you know they're in a hurry but you continue to drag your ass regardless because your horseshit is more important.

There I was on a Monday morning running late and standing in line behind some useless piece of shit that is buying and scratching off lottery tickets...waiting .. Waiting.. Still WAITING.. to pay for my morning redbull and a tank of gas. Ten minutes has passed and the line is getting longer and longer, and the fuck tard in front keeps buying and scratching his tickets like he's gonna win big at any moment. Impatience is growing and the line is getting more and more Feduperated with his horseshitishness.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

disco herpes

Another name for glitter, because you can never get rid of it.

Bob: Were you at the strip club?
Dave: Why?
Bob: Because you are covered in disco herpes.

by rave chicken July 12, 2011