by maxboxa September 11, 2005

A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language
Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019

This is when during having a foursome (2 men, 2 women) a women will start giving head to one of the men and the other 2 members of the group will urinate and defecate on the womans head. Wearing the excrement as a helmet.
Mike, Beckie, Danny and Kat performed the Golden Helmet last night while having a foursome. Kat was the unlukcy participant.
by Jonnnnnny June 29, 2008

the peice of skin like elastic which doesnt strech very far, on ur foreskin to ur bellend. and if u brake it you are in fcking immence trouble 1337 style.
by raVen1337 April 26, 2006

by manfurd November 28, 2005

by james m dean April 26, 2006

Placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis down the nose, forming what looks to be a medieval helmet
by primalzer February 28, 2004
