Rough Helmet

someone with an ungly face and/or really bad hair

nice ass, but she got a rough helmet.

by maxboxa September 11, 2005

Helmet kid

A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language

Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"

by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019

golden helmet

This is when during having a foursome (2 men, 2 women) a women will start giving head to one of the men and the other 2 members of the group will urinate and defecate on the womans head. Wearing the excrement as a helmet.

Mike, Beckie, Danny and Kat performed the Golden Helmet last night while having a foursome. Kat was the unlukcy participant.

by Jonnnnnny June 29, 2008

helmet strap

the peice of skin like elastic which doesnt strech very far, on ur foreskin to ur bellend. and if u brake it you are in fcking immence trouble 1337 style.

omfgwtfbbq tho art in immence pain as i hav riped helmet strap and now am bleedin like fck

by raVen1337 April 26, 2006

salty helmet

to leave a deposit of man juice on the head of a sleeping person

I went home with a random and left her a salty helmet for her troubles

by manfurd November 28, 2005

helmet strap

The line of skin that connects the foreskin to the penis, on the bottom tip of the penis.

Holy shit i'm bleeding everywhere you just ripped my helmet strap!!

by james m dean April 26, 2006

medieval helmet

Placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis down the nose, forming what looks to be a medieval helmet

Dick medieval helmeted jane last night in the bathroom

by primalzer February 28, 2004