Curly Haired Fag

A short, stalky, dwarf-like person usually dressed in black (black coat, black shoes, black nail polish, just...black) and being very fond of Russians, lesbians, and Russian lesbians. Known for having strong interests in vampire literature and for the destruction of electronic gaming devices.
Often abbreviated CHF.

"See that gotlik over there?"
"Yeah, looks like a CHF"

"Man! What happened to your playstation controller!?"
"Curly haired fag got to it..."

by Derp! December 14, 2008

black haired bitch

a woman who is a bitch with black hair.

black haired woman: it's spelled stomach. not stomache.

male: . . . ur a "black haired bitch"!

by pistolsatmysides April 28, 2010

haired over

A pussy that hasn't been fucked for a long time

Man, that bitch hadn't had sex for so long her pussy was haired over

by smitty2012 August 6, 2011

Big Haired Hussies

n. Title of a common theme for rugby gatherings. Often, there are scandalous items of clothing involved. The bigger the hair, the better.

Shit, I don't remember anything that happened at Big Haired Hussies last night!

by itsnotathing July 7, 2011

Blue haired booty jam

Rocker chick with blue hair found at local metal shows attracted to long haired drummers.

"Well if it isn't Sam Slam and the Blue Haired Booty Jam" - Snake Boy

by DeBallz July 30, 2013

the red haired stalker

a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"

the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

greasy haired nut grabber

A reallllly fucking gay man with greasy hair who likes to hit on his neighbors and touch them frequently

Brian Smith is a greasy haired nut grabber because he likes to get fresh with his 6th floor suite

by poopdick April 4, 2005