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Harambe handjob 

A handjob given by someone with extremely firm grip
Damn I’m sore he/she gave me that harambe handjob last night, thought they were going to rip my dick off.
Harambe handjob by Steve Erwin February 9, 2024
A gorilla that was shot at a zoo for attacking a kid that fell in his enclosure.
R.I.P Harambe
5/27/99-5/28/16

Captain Haramberica 

Captain America and Harambe in the same body. He fights for freedom and makes sure no one gets shot or killed for unjust reasons. He helped keep America together through hard times and still defends it to this day.
Person 1: "Dude my favorite superhero is definitely the Incredible Hulk"

Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"

Person 1: "Really who's that?"

Person 2:"You're looking right at him"

Person 1: *drops jaws*
Captain Haramberica by Paulie! March 30, 2017

ginger harambe 

When you have a small dick and is fokken dom. you are also fucking irritating en likes to seek attention.
Fokof Ginger Harambe niemand liek jou nie naai!

sniper that killed harambe 

the sniper who killed harambe is a nazi-trump supporter-hillary lover-pedo-keemstar who killed our nigga harambe who will burn in hell and become a big fatass
person 1: have ya heard about the sniper that killed harambe?
person 2: yes, hes been killed and munged on

To be HarambĂ©d 

To get screwed over or unjustly punished because somebody else decided to be a witless fuck.

Origin: The killing of Harambe
“Sam and Jo were arrested along with John even though they had no idea that John was driving off his face on meth. Sam and Jo were completely HarambĂ©d.”

“Dan says he’s got a couple of surprise new jokes for our double act tonight which he “swears aren’t racist”, but I think I’ll double check - don’t want to be HarambĂ©d!”

“Even though the little boy broke into Harambe’s house, the police decided it was Harambe whom they should kill. Harambe got HarambĂ©d.”