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Hamming Out

When the loser of an "All-In" online poker hand has a one word text outburst like "Fu$k", "River" or "Bye" as he is eliminated from the game.
Once Ham loses this All-In I'm looking forward to his Hamming Out message in dispair to those remaining at the table.
by WC_WEB July 8, 2020
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Ham Spamming

The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis
After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!
by The learned Aristotle April 3, 2009
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ham bushing

When your old lady's vagina is so hammered out your better off putting a ham in her vagina and pulling the bone out of the center and pounding that hole
Your going to do that chick? She's kind of loose you better use a ham bushing.
by Mike Hunt Dodge November 23, 2014
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Fucking Ham

Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.
Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!
by Joe Kickarse March 11, 2010
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Ham Sauce

An additive to awesome sauce when awesome sauce isn't flavorful enough to feed the appetite of the highly performing, sleep-deprived, coffee-soaked professional.
The baseball player threw a little ham sauce on that fastball.
by Heathro April 8, 2015
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Ham Gravy

A betting term for someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses
Wow, that guy was losing already and then made a side bet to lose more money! That’s additional Ham Gravy for the players!
by Somebody8827 June 12, 2020
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sub-ham, minus ham

A frequently occurring event wherein, something is inserted into the vagina (a finger, a tongue, a GI Joe doll, etc.) and something else is lost on the way out (a ring, a condom, a fake mustache, Snake Eyes' kick ass Uzi, etc.).
Damn, Civilian, I was finger-banging Kalea last night and I pulled a sub-ham, minus-ham and lost my class ring. I hope Jostens refunds my money, yo, that shit had the Chandler High wolf on it!
by The Original Slim Bavis October 26, 2004
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