Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass

While watching porn, the unfortunate and unappealing presence of a naked, jackhammering male arse in the shot. Really spoils the atmosphere.

Coined by Bill Hicks.

"I thought you said this was porn. All it is is a hairy boobin' man ass and a Wah-wah pedal"

by Eldritch September 25, 2003

Hairy Potter

an intimate region thoroughly covered in hair.

"I heard she has a really hairy potter"

by absquatch September 16, 2003

hairy mosquito eyes

When a man does the "mangina" and gives the company he is in the reverse view. Hence his balls and penis tucked firmly in between his legs balls resembling the eyes and penis resembling the mosquito thing.

That mangina was funny as hell but then the fukker gave us the hairy mosquito eyes.

by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

hairy pie

Another term for a woman's vagina.

Checkout the hairy pie on that girl.

by james nguyen May 21, 2008

Hairy axe wound

Womans vaginal opening. So called because of an obvious likeness to the shape of an axewound in a womans vagina. Can only really apply if the vagina is unkempt and is hairy.

See Cunt or Pussy.

I bust my nut into your mums hairy axe wound last night.

-or-

Want me to stick my cock in your hairy axe wound?

by Sparky897 December 22, 2003

hairy oyster

the female genitalia

i was eating her hairy oyster

by tmfnd September 23, 2007

hairy edge

To be on the brink...

I'm on the hairy edge of insanity!

by David Jez July 28, 2006