HAKAN GURSEL

someone who loves eating lunch at 10am.

"omg H you're getting lunch at this time? fair enough lad..."

"Hakan gursel is buying lunch for everyone in the office today, amazing thanks but it's 10 am mate that's too early"

by SkinnyPenisMuncher October 6, 2021

Spunk gurgler

Someone who uses spunk as mouth wash - common tradition in the region of Tibet, Afghanistan

The fella over there, I know for a fact he a spunk gurgler.

by WettyRats March 9, 2023

European Gurgler

Urinating in a persons mouth from at least six feet away.

That girl last night was real European Gurgler.

by Yes my son March 15, 2024

Shits Gurgling

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation

1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”

by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025

Gediminas Gurgles

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Lithuania, similar to Montezuma’s Revenge and Bali Belly. Usually of a loose and oily consistency. Commonly experienced by non-Lithuanian spouses of Lithuanians when visiting the homeland and unaccustomed to excessive pork dishes.

Citation: AT/CO, 2025

Man, we just landed in Vilnius to see the grandparents and I’ve already got the Gediminas Gurgles…

by Oscar Chow July 10, 2025

Sea lion gurgle

When a woman who is fat and distrusting girgles, at the end of oral, like a sea lion regurgitating a rotten fish.

I was sleeping with this old bitch in Florida that would sea lion gurgle every nite. Candy was her name and she was hoe AF.

by Randy Leighy October 2, 2019

on the gurge

barfing.

"Awh, bro, did you just go on the gurge on the floor?" "wat" "Don't tell me you just barfed all over the floor!"

by AbsoluteHooman89 August 15, 2020