Nose guard

The defensive equivalent of center in a game of football, usually the most obese player on a team, usually just to fall on the center.

Did you see that fatass on nose guard fall on Dillon and break his spine?! I swear I heard the earth shake when he fell on him!

by manhandleit24 August 15, 2015

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Gag guard

A big nose on a female.

"Look at the gag guard on her!"

"If she doesn't shut up, I'm going to punch her in the gag gaurd."

by Wegz15 March 01, 2009

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cooch guard

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch guard right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

by Rose R. November 25, 2009

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Changing of the Guard

The few sacred moments one has to defecate between customers entering or exiting a public bathroom.

"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"

"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."

by Rich Fecal March 24, 2016

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