Grunt

The weakest of the Covenant, also the cutest ^-^

"Little people first!!!!" ~ random Grunt

by Dirge January 30, 2005

grunt

1) grunt (noun), a contraction of 'greedy cunt'

2) to grunt (verb), the act of being definition 1

1) Bale, stop cramming so much swiss roll in your mouth you grunt!
2) Look at Ellis grunting with his four ham and cheese toasties

by LewRob May 18, 2011

Grunted

Making a total mess

He grunted the vienesse whirl all over the carpet

by anonymous777777777 November 3, 2016

grunter

an upsized poo that is simply too large to be expelled without grunting, clenching, and the bursting of facial blood vessels.
"dropping a grunter" is the act of producing one of these intimidating steamers.

"where the fuck is stu, i'm thinking of stealing his weed"
"he's in the bathroom dropping a grunter, i can hear him struggling with it from here. yeah pack me a cone too, he's still grunting away... we'll have enough time."
"rad... LOVE the grunter"

by www.soup.now.nu April 4, 2003

Half Gristle

Having half an erection, or feeling fiesty.

She walked around the corner and I was on her with a half gristle.

by Cord Crampton December 31, 2006

Hughhre "The Grunt Noise"

The Noise Made At The Highest Point Of Having Sex When The Male Has Released Themselves(Skeeted)

Wait... Wait... Wait... Hughhre "The Grunt Noise"...!!!!!!!! O My God I Skeeted Everywhere!!!

by The Destroyer0021 April 4, 2008

gristle

What chicken McNuggets at McDonalds are made out of.

Man these McNuggets taste like gristle.

by Winston You Beauty! February 15, 2006