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The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.
We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.
by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020
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grumpy duck

A usually grumpy person. Whom denies being grumpy. Just remember if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, its probably a grumpy person
Hey grumpy duck why so angry?
by rachir February 20, 2017
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GRUMPY LEMLEY

verb - The unfortunate act of farting in the shower so foul that you're forced to wash yourself all over again like you're resetting your entire day.
Bro, I was almost done rinsing off, then pulled a Grumpy Lemley and had to start from scratch.
by The Duke of Disgust August 6, 2025
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Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)
Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.
by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025
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Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.
Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022
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grumpy gypsy

A grumpy gypsy is when you're friends think they are knowledgeable about lies you have told, mind readers, or can read ones personality, gestures or expressions- like a boss. But infact have no idea what the hell they are talking about or have any idea that infact what they believe is a lie or a good statement of you're character is completely inacurate & when you point that out.. -that they know no nothing- ie.Jon Snow... they become angry that they have 1 less gift that they truly believed they were blessed with.
Andrew was acting like a total fucking grumpy gypsy, he thinks I lied when infact i did not because i laughed at him when he mentioned it and thinks laughing is a trait of mine when i lie. #wheresmypokerface?
by the.realest. May 17, 2016
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Dickie grumpies

When your angry because you can’t cum in or on another person.
My tinder date canceled on me, now I have the dickie grumpies.
by ShelbyAve March 29, 2025
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