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Gridlock

1. A complete lack of movement or progress resulting in a backup or stagnation: “the political gridlock that prevented... the President and Congress from moving expeditiously to cut the budget” (Robert D. Hormats).

2. A malaprop coined by a particularly inbred country yokel whom is currently leading a startup software company.
"Bitch, go home and tend to your nappy-lookin gridlocks."
by HoFonix January 22, 2004
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griddle

Noun meaning someone's face or personal space. Usually used in confrontations. Probably derived from the "griddle" or front grille of an automobile.
1. Why do you have to get in my griddle about it?!

2. He was all up in my griddle, so I had to push him.
by Eva November 8, 2004
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grid

slang for a pushbike
by growler September 21, 2003
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Grid

Another name for mouth, often used in an offensive approach.
"do me a favor, shut your fucking grid now!"
by yourma2000 April 4, 2009
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The Grid

A grotesque and dismal place made up of politics, mainstream news, Joe Rogan, kid diddlers, celebrities, woke folk, credit card reward points, fast food, porn, social media arguments, the lottery, health advice from the obese, billboards that strongly suggest if you don't think obese women are beautiful then you are racist, The Big Bang Theory, covid, plant meat, and Black Friday. It is where Gridders live happily unhappy- leading fearful, depressing lives. On The Grid, everyone wants to have a mental illness and Flat Screen TVs are a measure of success.
"Damn dude, that joke is funny. It's too bad you can't say funny jokes when youre on The Grid."
by Linklage January 14, 2022
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gridluck

dodging a traffic jam by taking an alternate route
boy did i hit some some gridluck today. i took a left on high street and missed out on that jam on eastern valley way!!
by david copeland April 21, 2008
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Griddlecakin

An expression to tell others/another that you are bombin shit at the moment.
Henry - dude that trick you did was awsome!!

you - i know man, im Griddlecakin!
by The Cake Master 3,000,000 June 25, 2009
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