Bagged the groceries

Verb, past tense - To bang a hot girl.

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.

by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018

groceries

A bag with different things in it.

As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.

I went to the store for groceries, but since it's just 'a bag with different things in it,' I grabbed a wrench, a rubber chicken, and a copy of The Art of the Deal. Nailed it.

by animaltrainer78 April 3, 2025

Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.

You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!

by Asshole862 November 14, 2011

Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.

Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."

by Hey Jack August 17, 2014

grocery store syndrome

when a guy/ girl is never satisfied with the relationship they have and as always looking for the better guy/girl.

I feel bad for Dan. Naomi has a bad case of grocery store Syndrome.

by E_Z_KOOL September 1, 2014

grocery store phone

the phone your mom gets at the grocery store. probably runs on android.

"Yeah, my mom got me one of those grocery store phones for Christmas."

by AugustineIsHere December 8, 2021