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Grocery Store Rack

Why does she need to grab melons? She already has the whole grocery store in her shirt, she has a grocery store rack.
by shobu August 23, 2008
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Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.
Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."
by Hey Jack August 17, 2014
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groceries

A bag with different things in it.

As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.
I went to the store for groceries, but since it's just 'a bag with different things in it,' I grabbed a wrench, a rubber chicken, and a copy of The Art of the Deal. Nailed it.
by animaltrainer78 April 3, 2025
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Bagged the groceries

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.
by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018
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Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.
You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!
by Asshole862 November 14, 2011
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grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.
Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."
by coubatis May 27, 2018
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