by Asshole862 November 14, 2011
Get the Grocery Monstermug. Refers to the astonished stare that you assume when taste-testing two or more brands of a particular supermarket-offering and unexpectedly discover that you actually **prefer** the lower-priced store-brand (which traditionally would be expected to have a "weaker 'n' thinner" flavor/texture), rather than a costlier "big name" product.
Being on SSI and Food Stamps and thus having a very-limited budget, I am used to just buying the "el-cheapo" store-brand of groceries whenever I can stand their usually-milder-tasting flavors. Occasionally I do "splurge" and buy the pricier "fancy-pants" foods, though, when the taste is dramatically better, such as Nutella hazelnut spread or Armour Vienna sausage. One startling exception to this latter condition, though, was in the case of Dinty-Moore beef stew as opposed to just the Great Value brand... I bought a can of DM just to try it out in comparison to the WalMart brand, and I had a total case of generic-grocery gawk --- the Dinty-Moore brand was absolutely a-w-f-u-l, whereas the richly-tasty Great Value stew won hands-down! Boy, ya never know till ya try it, do ya???
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
Get the generic-grocery gawkmug. Why does she need to grab melons? She already has the whole grocery store in her shirt, she has a grocery store rack.
by shobu August 23, 2008
Get the Grocery Store Rackmug. An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.
Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"
Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."
Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."
Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."
Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."
by Hey Jack August 17, 2014
Get the Grocery Gremlinmug. by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018
Get the Bagged the groceriesmug. The act of hitting rock bottom so that all one can gamble away are necessities.
Ex. Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gamble to try get out of debt.
Ex. Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gamble to try get out of debt.
by Jebidiah Prentinio February 19, 2015
Get the Grocery Gamblingmug.