Background: As a Fleet Risk-Control Manager in a major city, our drivers are taught to reduce their "driver reaction distance" (gas to brake time) by entering into a "preliminary pad grip," (brake pad to rotor with minor, unnoticeable contact); this is also known as "gripping pad."
Example One:
Driver: "It's not my fault I hit that truck that shot out of the mouth of that blind alley."
Fleet Safety Director: "Yea, but you should have been "gripping pad" going through there..."
Example Two:
Driver: "Don't blame me that I knocked that person down; she came out of nowhere."
Fleet Safety Director: "You should have been "gripping pad" going through there with all the people present!"
Fleet Safety Director:
Driver: "It's not my fault I hit that truck that shot out of the mouth of that blind alley."
Fleet Safety Director: "Yea, but you should have been "gripping pad" going through there..."
Example Two:
Driver: "Don't blame me that I knocked that person down; she came out of nowhere."
Fleet Safety Director: "You should have been "gripping pad" going through there with all the people present!"
Fleet Safety Director:
by Ricky Razzle February 24, 2009
The act of attaching oneself to an object or person, much like an octopus or squid using the suckers on their tentacles.
"Aren't you gonna get Dave to stop hugging that girl?"
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."
by Thewalis December 27, 2013
by pimpin turtle grip January 10, 2011
An insulting name for a person's sideburns. Derives from a person sodomising another from behind and the sodomiser holding on to the sideburns like handles, or grips. See also Buggerers Grips, Sodomisers Straps.
by Twatty McGee July 07, 2010
To have one's balls in a vice-grip. To beshackled by an unpleasant task preventing fun times that were previously planned.
I'm all up in a grip here. My boss just gave me the Lumberg. Gotta come in on Saturday. No Vegas for me.
by evil adam June 10, 2009
an undetermined amount of anything, often associated with periods of time, but also describes amounts of mostly anything.
by dano whatever May 21, 2005
N. A trait a person possesse where they are tight with money. Not letting money go easily, being extremely cheap.
Not letting money escape.
Not letting money escape.
Dan has had the jew grip lately he doesn't even want to spend 300 dollars to fix his car, so i have to always give him a ride.
by A X March 20, 2008