gum giving laws

The gum giving laws are the laws on who you can or cannot give gum to. The reasons you cannot give someone a piece of gum are as follows:

If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum

The gum giving laws were created by Pope John XII and are now in effect in every country even Singapore where gum is banned

by Lil big 4x June 3, 2020

It's giving obsession

A phrase used by by people that everybody agrees is foolish and annoying to some extent. Typically they are not aware of how people view them and think those that oppose them are "fans."

"Why are you making fun of me? It's giving obsession..."

by Local_Smartass May 15, 2022

Giving Dome to Death

When the driver of a vehicle gives head to the passenger of the car while "driving".

"It's so sad how Sara and Jimmy died, she was giving dome to death."

by Brodino and Willz June 2, 2009

Giving the Cat a Bath

When your pussy gets really wet

When I watch porn, I'm giving the cat a bath

by skittythecute April 7, 2016

Giing

When someone flicks their paper with a carrot

I just want to giing

by Jfkdjaksd October 22, 2019

giving you shit

Vulgar way to describe teasing. See also "giving (you) a hard time," "pulling my/their leg," "bullshitting."

"Look at this guy with the plastic jacket!"
"What are you talking about? This is real leather."
"Relax bro, just giving you shit."

by Davis The Untamed May 15, 2022

hurt like giving a knife a hand job

Self-explanatory idiom.

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.

by LeanBeefPasta November 30, 2010