Future Fossil

Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.

"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."

by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009

future fun

Future fun is the fun you are not having presently, but will have when you tell people about it.

Bill: Dude, I heard you went to Hawaii, how was it?
Bob: All i did was sightseeing. The airport lost my luggage and I spent the entire week in the clothes I went there with.
Bill: That sounds like it sucked.
Bob: Yeah, but it's future fun!

by lazyeddo April 23, 2010

from the future

Another to say, "That's how I roll."

Dude?!? Did you really have to punch him in the face?!"
"Sorry, Kevin. I'm from the future."

by sierrasfromthefuture June 7, 2009

future boy

any aged male who is sexually into males. he can either be bisexual/transexual/all gay/ ecetera to be called a future boy

when my guy friend came out of the closet i told him "yay be gay now future boy." Now he sleeps with guys almost every weekend and supports gays by going to the gay parade each year

by raspberry 411 March 19, 2008

Future Poo

A plop which the anus seals of sweetly after it leaves the bottom and there is no residue is a ‘future poo’, because in the future all poo’s will be that convenient!!

"Oh boy, i just had a future poo before you arrived! Didn't even have to use any bog roll!!!"

by K-One2007 December 1, 2007

Back to the Future

After coaxing your partner and getting them quite horny, ask him/her if them want to fuck. If he/she says yes, proceed to hit 'em very hard once in the head to knock them unconscious. Now fuck 'em hard. After he/she regains consciousness, ask them again if they want to fuck. Repeat until the answer is "no"

Last night I pulled a Back to the Future on Lisa and fucked her 3 times before she turned me down.

by The L Man August 15, 2007

Future Fucker

The fucker of the future.

"Hey dad!" "Hey future fucker!"

by future fucker March 17, 2012