A team that hasn't won a World Series Championship since 1954, but still has the best hitter in baseball (Barry Bonds), the best ballpark (SBC Park), the second best rivalry, and of course the best fans.
by UselessHarry October 5, 2005
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San Francisco, a place of magic.
San Francisco, a place of magic.
Oh, and I almost forgot to mention the most important thing about San Francisco... It's a place where cannabis (marijuana) is virtually legal; it is the lowest arrest priority in the city. As in, they will bust you for J-walking before they bust you for J-smoking.
by phubans July 8, 2007
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"God damn it! I just missed the N Judah. Now I have to wait four minutes for the next one! MUNI IS THE WORST PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM EVER!!! AAAAARGH!!!"
"Sounds like somebody has a case of San Francisco Entitlement Blindness!"
"Sounds like somebody has a case of San Francisco Entitlement Blindness!"
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Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?
by frosty174 October 3, 2016
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Bryce greeted me with a San Francisco handshake after driving twelve hours to see me.
After several beers, Mark asked the girls at the bar for a San Francisco handshake. They all declined.
After several beers, Mark asked the girls at the bar for a San Francisco handshake. They all declined.
by The_BFD February 10, 2013
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Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!
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Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!
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