by Cool101112 March 10, 2022
Friend: WHY DID YOU SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS YESTERDAY!?
You: No harm, no foul.
Friend: Bruh.
You: No harm, no foul.
Friend: Bruh.
by Table9 October 25, 2022
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
The act of masturbating so much in one day that the friction created causes the skin to tear and for the penis to begin to bleed!
Joe, I need you to check my penis, I had a foul doo-dah last night and i don't think it has stopped bleeding!
by I-Can't-Get-A-Damn-Name March 26, 2011
When a woman is giving a man special attention to his balls and her wrist spasms and what once was a spicy massage becomes full on testicular torsion.
Dude, she was giving me the best handy ever but she has weak tendons so her hand spazzed and twisted my nuts- foul ball.
by OyeMyBallz September 2, 2023
When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.
You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.
by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023