sharting

a gen-z form of shitting, but now a better term.

After talking to my friends, I was sharting in the bathroom.

by sharting101 April 4, 2022

shart

when you try to rip a sbd but that juicy moola get squeezed out (shitting and farting)

me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED

nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight

i just sharted in class

by Pundyne July 3, 2019

Shart

To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell

Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell

Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts

Anna: ew...

by barney September 26, 2023

Shart

When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.

Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!

Later that day...

eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.

by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020

Shart

A shit-fart

Man I went to the hospital and I shart myself in the emergency room

by Mothertrucker334 April 14, 2018

Shart

An unintended poo that comes out after being scared or worried

Ohhh I think I just shart my self

by Flyingbinbag42 August 31, 2016

Shart

A fart that unexpectedly turns into a shit when fully clothed.

Kevin attempted to deal a silent fart to hot box the crowded elevator. Much to his chagrin he also pinched a loaf. "Sharting" is a cruel reminder that not all farts are funny.

by sillybillyboy April 23, 2014