Jesus

A boy who is in high school that is amazing,caring, smart, cheerful. He has respect for women, never gives up always work hard for the best. He's funny and wants to have fun. He's also a lady's man. Watch out lady Jesus is on his way.

Girl 1:Has any one seen that one boy
Girl2 : oh that's Jesus the cutie.

by Crazy life March 13, 2017

Jesus

A COOL AND INTELLIGENT PERSON

Jesus is so cool

by Swagstar123 August 31, 2016

Jesus

Not real

Did that Santa is Jesus

by TheThingSBJJ November 11, 2020

Jesus

super hot and funny guy. will always put a smile on your face and does not always mow lawns... just sometimes when you pay good money.

no example of Jesus

by thegreatesteversteff January 1, 2017

Jesus

The real-life equivalent of Shrek

Shrek: *exists*
God: let’s give humans what they want, *calls jesus* “Hey can you turn green?”

by Ey-B0ss December 1, 2019

Jesus

He’s gay and he’s a bitch and has a girlfriend named Bella

Jesus is a butthole

by Ag200610 June 19, 2019

Jesus

Someone fortnite players needs.

Bruhhh my parents left me imma find jesus.

by Bankwood101 May 24, 2020