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Flomer

Someone who pretends to be living their best life while secretly relying entirely on their mom's bank account and support. Typically characterized by posting aspirational social media content while having their bills, rent, and brunch tabs covered by maternal funding.
1. "I thought I was done being a flomer after college, but here I am asking my mom to Venmo me for rent."

2. "You can’t call me a flomer just because I still bring my laundry to my mom’s house!"
by neilpocalypse December 29, 2024
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Flopper PhD

The sex act of having a person spread eagle at the bottom of a staircase, while a another person stands at the top of the stairs then proceeds to dolphin dive and lands into her.
Person one: Have you seen Stacy?
Person two: I haven't seen Stacy since she talked about wanting a Flopper PhD.
Person one: I hope she's okay.
by TheDeadYeti February 6, 2025
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flopperberboso

a silly stupid person with a bunch of trash and gay shit under their bed.
"I saw a big flopperberboso today."
by Flopperboso February 12, 2025
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master-flopper

Someone who produces pleasing, fast results of a visual nature.
"Wow! Get a load of that picture! It must have been done by a Master-Flopper!"
by Miss Pumpkin February 8, 2007
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gender flopper

a person that goes from heterosexual to bi-sexual
She had only went out with guys before and now will have sexual relations with women too making her a gender flopper.
by Dr Master November 17, 2013
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Taco Flopper

A term a drunk guy uses to describe women who flop their "tacos" together.
'I'm glad to see you aren't a taco flopper'
by Razake March 7, 2014
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twat flopper

A twat flopper is a homosexual female, otherwise known as a lesbian (term credited to Lane Brewer)
Example: "Are you gonna take that chick home?" "Naw man, she's a twat flopper
by ragdolldearest March 15, 2015
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