dr. funk

To be drunk. To have your doctorate in funk.

Originated from being unable to type while drunk.

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

by 403forbidden December 17, 2007

popcorn funk

The smell of sweaty, unwashed balls. Similar to the salty aroma of popcorn.

"My boyfriend wanted me to lick his balls, but he had total popcorn funk going on down there!"

by aliD February 5, 2008

Funk Master C

Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.

Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.

by Justin May 13, 2005

Flunk out with my Junk out

To fail a course, test or exam because you spent too much time partying and not enough studying.

"Hey, want to study for our Liberal Arts test?"
"No way man! I'm gonna flunk out with my junk out!"

by flunkking69 January 23, 2010

funkaholic

Someone who is addicted to the funk.

Dude #1: Dude do you see how cool and funky that girl is?
Dude #2: Yeah, dude. She's totally a funkaholic.

by funkaholics anonymous December 24, 2013

Wrinkle Funk

The smell you get when you leave your clean laundry at your ex-girlfriends house and she has sex with her new boyfriend on top of your clothes... then she folds them and gives 'em back to you... you bring them home and they smell like "wrinkle funk"

Ashley: "Wanna have sex on coopers clean clothes?"

Joe: "You dont' have to ask me twice... Are you gonna send 'em home wrinkle funk?"

by Atlanta'cuse March 4, 2011

thelonious funk

The act of plowing a girl over a piano and it resulting in her playing a series of cluster chords.

Syn: the herbie jamcock

Trish and I were working on a new piece we are writing but it led to a massive thelonious funk. Needless to say the piano needs to be tuned.

by macNchee April 22, 2014