five second rule

This is a very complex law of physics. It states that if food (goldfish, for example) is dropped on the floor, it can be "safely" eaten within five seconds. The five second rule is very fun to apply when in...say...architectural drawing class, usually when Mr. Johnson leaves the room.

When other people are attempting to throw goldfish in your mouth, but miss and hit you smack diddley doo in the face, the five second rule applies as soon as it makes solid contact with the floor.

by drew s April 19, 2004

crazy fireman

when a man is about to jizz, he lights her pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his man juice

Jane is in the hospital because Chris didn't jizz fast enough, so she has burns all over her cooch

by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004

Half past five

When you're high or intoxicated by a drug.

Popularised by The Weeknd in his song The Hills.

I'll only call you when it's half past five.

by Thefatherofjuly April 5, 2017

Five Guys

The fast food version of crack cocaine due to its addictive nature.

Trevor relapsed from his addiction to Five Guys Burgers and Fries and ate there for eight days straight before ending up in rehab.

by CincoHombres February 24, 2009

High Five Super Dive

A variation of high five scuba dive, consists of high five followed by forward diving motion with the high fiving hand. Accompanied by the words "High Five Super Dive!!"
"High Five" on the high five, "super dive" on the dive.

Tom " Wow i just won the lottery!!"

Josh "Dude!!!"

Both "High Five Super Dive!!"

by Josiah Ferncliff Bircham May 8, 2008

five by five

Loud and clear. From military erminology. Old radios had two readings. Loudness and clarity rated from 0-5. Thus five by five means literally loud and clear.

How's my signal?

Five by five.

by huddaddy September 10, 2003

stage five clinger

A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.

We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.

We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.

I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.

by Dan Everett April 26, 2006