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Golden Fishbowl

The art of urinating in a woman's vagina while having intercourse.
That dirty whore wasn't actin right, so I gave her a golden fishbowl!
by Da Master Blaster! October 25, 2011
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bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius
Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?
by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016
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fishbowler

Noun - fishbowler
One who does a pointless task in pursuit of a fruitless goal. Concept originally created in an irc discussion of a person on grouphug.org that admitted to putting his dick in a fishbowl. It is used primarily to indicate one that is begging for invites to a private website, which likely both has invites closed at the time, and another irc channel devoted to invites which has been ignored.

Verb - Fishbowling
"That jackass can't stop coming into channels and annoying us with his fishbowling".

"He's nothing but a fishbowler".
by deviant grin December 28, 2007
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Fishmonger

by Greg October 28, 2003
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Fishoutofwater

When a man is about to receive oral sex from a woman and instead of inserting his penis into her mouth he slaps her in the face with it. This movement resembles a fish flapping around out of the water.
The site doesn't allow videos so the following will have to suffice...

"Larry the Cable Guy must have had a bad experience. I think he always carries that fish hook on his hat as a fishoutofwater prevention unit."
by Mr. Ford December 12, 2009
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Fishmongering

A type of trolling, often performed over IRC, that was created by Roman and the denizens of #Sanc. It is characterized by producing lulz and glory.
Person A: "Because I dont know about you, but I want to monger some fucking fish."

Person B: "That would be be fishmongering."
by JWolf July 1, 2012
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fishbowling

The act of placing one's head in a fishbowl, or under a piece of glass, and having a woman urinate or defecate on your now protected face.
It's reported that former FBI director J Edgar Hoover was into fishbowling. He'd put his head in an aquarium and have a woman poop on him.
by slickbrick December 21, 2007
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