The most godly creation ever to be blessed on this earth. Do you find yourself lonely or craving something to, I don’t know, fidget. Fidgeting is a talent only few possess. There like tiny ceiling fans for your anxiety.
Guy one: hey bro, look at Tracy over there. I heard she’s a pro fidget spinner.
Guy two: bro, after I started spinning, I couldn’t go back.
Guy one: bro.
Guy two: bro. ( defiantly )
Guy two: bro, after I started spinning, I couldn’t go back.
Guy one: bro.
Guy two: bro. ( defiantly )
by Spinmyfidget December 27, 2017
Get the Fidget spinnermug. When one person holds a fidget spinner between their teeth and spins it by running it along the vagina or penis of their partner, letting it lightly tickle the clitoris or shaft of the penis once it's spinning. Taking a full load of ejaculate in the face while doing this is also known as getting fidget blasted.
James couldn't get it up so he had to pull out his fidget spinner and fidget bang Monica. He got the job done but it took him 45 minutes and he knocked out two of his molars.
by Danger Wallaby April 4, 2019
Get the Fidget Bangmug. Its one of the 5 genders. Even tho this gender can become even more epic so its: fidget spinner furry gamer pizza lovers which is gay but ok.
by The dad that never came back March 6, 2019
Get the Fidget spinner furry gamermug. The cancer that autistic people use to calm down or just anybody looking to do anything you just have to be autistic or have some type of mental disorder, (ADHD, down syndrome) etc.
by Fidget no February 15, 2019
Get the Fidget Spinnermug. e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...
Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
by felixculpa September 8, 2016
Get the willy fidgetsmug. A person who moves your belongings from where you last remember them being to an entirely different place you may never look for them at with no good reasoning behind it.
Barbara quite the fidgeter, moved his safety glasses from the table where he left them and put them in a random basket in the kitchen and he didn't find them for months, endangering his eyes everytime he mowed the lawn.
by 666kty March 15, 2025
Get the Fidgetermug. by Ky jelly August 10, 2023
Get the Fidgetmug.