When you become a gay furry, that draws furry porn and sells roblox exploits to pay for his CSGO gambling habits.
also you smoke pot and can't drive yet because they refuse to get their licences.
also you smoke pot and can't drive yet because they refuse to get their licences.
Black people sometimes pull a felix, after watching too much naurato.
yo, He Pulled a felix!!!!
He's Pulling a felix
yo, He Pulled a felix!!!!
He's Pulling a felix
by penislciker July 16, 2017

When doing a girl from the back, wait until you're getting ready to "take care of business." Then reach around her face, making pinchers with your pointer finger and thumb. Accompany that with an "nigh nigh nigh" self-made lobster sound. Then when she turns around like "What the fuck" you "take care of business" all over her.
Juvenile 1: "Last night I was with my girl and I pulled the Lobster Felix on her"
Juvenile 2: "Jeah Booooyyyyyyy!"
Juvenile 2: "Jeah Booooyyyyyyy!"
by TANG451 December 27, 2004

A famous philosopher, he raised over 100 k and donated it to blm. He also have some famous lookalikes: pewdiepie, Poppy Harlow, Poppy Smoria etc.
by floorgangAOOH June 12, 2020

When a man called Felix sucks and licks your ass after you took a big dump. It fells like you get fucked in the ass, but you dont. The most important thing during dirty Felix is to listen to the Mia Khalifa song, Because Felix likes it!
by bigdump April 26, 2020

The gayest person you can ever meet he takes it in the ass all the time and can swallow your dick hole
You Felix looking mother fucker
by Good nigga April 8, 2019

by felixxjackshippers July 25, 2021

"How'd it go with Jessica last night?"
"Not bad. We didn't have sex but I was able to give her the ole Phoenix Felix."
"Not bad. We didn't have sex but I was able to give her the ole Phoenix Felix."
by HeatsOutMeatsOut June 23, 2016
