federal informant

mrs. Gilliss

ugh you’re a federal informant

by bruh17287273 April 8, 2022

Federal

A behavior, action, instance, outcome etc... that exceeds expectations, is portrayed as next level, and is the most optimal end result.

Person 1: "DLane bagged a chick on Easter Sunday before Noon."
Person 2: "Damn, that's federal."

by dugoutdegen April 17, 2022

Federal

Someone who saying/knows a lot of information about someone or too someone

“Your being mad federal bro”

by Ty.drawn June 14, 2022

Federal

Partying hard like it's your last night without any remorse.

James said tonight, we're going Federal bruh!

by FLLS July 28, 2023

Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023

Federal

Being in an overly vulnerable or exposed position. In a position that emits an unnecessary amount of information.

"Isn't your full name Lucy Jean Johnson the 3rd?"

"Bro why are you saying that out loud, federal AF.

"Stop looking at my text messages, that's so federal."

by Incognitomode.007 November 27, 2023

federal1337

hes your god

girl: noo its federal1337

by maneater190 May 6, 2024