Fanny Wagon

A car that is used to attract the ladies

"I sure got my fair share of fanny last night Jimbob."

"Is that so Joebob? How comes?"

"I went a'cruisin' in m'fanny wagon."

by The_Killing_Road September 30, 2008

fanny slap

a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.

James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some

Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?

James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!

by James and Kelvin February 13, 2007

fanny wobble

Making a big deal over a minor thing.

"It's no problem! For gods sake, woman, stop having a fanny wobble."

by Emma, Queen of Hearts September 24, 2005

fanny fabrics

someone who buy's unessential clothing!

sabrina : 'hey look, i have just bought a bobble that matches our school uniform, isnt that great?'

Rayburn : 'fuck off fanny fabrics'

sabrina : 'ohh ok'

by Dyfrig May 10, 2010

Fanny tourism

When straight girls go to a lesbian bar...

Fancy a spot of fanny tourism tonight?

by Bettybo August 2, 2017

Fanny Famine

When one has not had sexual relations with a woman for a long time.

Daniel: Get any girls last weekend?

Frazer: NO, been part of a serious Fanny Famine recently.

by Deky December 28, 2010

Fanny Stew

The unpleasant gusset-area outcome from a particularly sweaty ride on the London Underground.

It was so warm, the whole carriage was a fanny stew.

by stukulele August 17, 2016