false terrible

a falsehood so heinous as to be worthy of incoherent, spluttered response.

Hipster 1: So Rob says you smurfed him in the carpark...
Hipster 2: I... adda...wibba...that's a false terrible! What an arseclown.

by lowcloud April 22, 2008

false bottom

When a person holds their legs together and is penetrated, from behind, just below the genitalia. This would give the penetrator the same feeling as if they are actually inside the receiver.

She wanted to remain a virgin until marriage, so she created a false bottom for Chaz.

by MarshallArts December 13, 2014

false click

When you think you read all the signals and clicked with somebody, when in fact they have no romantic interest.

Man I don't know what happened, we hit it off, talked all night, and even touched hands, but she has not text back.

Bro I understand but dude you had a false click.

by theway146 August 21, 2018

false start

An alternate term for premature ejaculation. Based off of the penalty in football where an offensive player moves after being set but before the snap.

I wanted to have sex with that girl but I committed a false start during foreplay, so it ended up not happening.

by Devveyovich December 24, 2017

False Nostalgic

Reminiscent of an era or time period you weren't born into.

"Man damn, Stranger Things has me so false nostalgic right now."

by ontoroni April 17, 2017

false clarity

that state of mind at 2:04 AM when you think you feel good and you want and need to do something, but you really should just go to sleep, actually you should've done so four hours ago

i'm not sure if i'm doing myself any good by staying up at night writing this, maybe this is just me having a moment of false clarity of mind and i really really should just stop because I'm clearly not in the position to make rational, good and healthy decisions for myself RIP i'll sleep tomorrow
oh wait, it's tomorrow

RIP

by personalcomputer May 30, 2017

False Flexing

When you spend an excessive amount of money in order to look wealthier than you are.

Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"

Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"

Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."

by NBAslimeboy January 27, 2017