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Facebook Wisdom

Facebook Wisdom (n.): Used to describe the dumbass shit people say on Facebook, Twitter, tumblr or other online social networks to make themselves seem clever, profound, or wise.
Jane likes 'Sweetie, If You're Going To Be Two Faced, At Least Make One Of Them Pretty =)' on ♥" "That's Facebook wisdom we could all live by, if it weren't so contrived.
by Frederich J. P. Freely August 23, 2010
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Facebook

A social networking website where new parents go to show off photos of their new sex trophies. Rarely used as a form of direct communication. Over-saturated with lame applications that are impossible to block due to new ones being released every 30 seconds or so. Constantly nags users to add as many friends as possible, even though the recommended additions are usually complete strangers. Features chat system which rarely works. Retains 100% of users' information and photos even after the deletion of their account, mainly because it has been permanently archived on a server inside the CIA's headquarters for future analysis.
Hey look another picture of Jen's kid on Facebook. :yawn:
by DeskFlyer December 19, 2009
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facebookable

Content is considered appropriate enough to be viewed by the general public of the facebook community i.e friends/significant others/family/coworkers without having to worry about explaining a sketchy situation
You know it was a good night when only 3 out of 152 pics are facebookable
by Mktkm27 December 25, 2007
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facebook

used to be a place for friends to chat online, but now it is a website where all you do is take quizzes and "become a fan" of things
On facebook I keep getting notifications to take quizzes. What has facebook become?
by fandango2girl July 2, 2009
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facebook friend

Your my facebook friend, not my real friend
by facebookwhore September 3, 2006
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Facebookaholic

1. when wakes up,whenever has a free period, gets home from school, after dinner, inbetween homework, before going ot bed, checks their facebook
2. when 300 friends seems too few
3. when 50% of your friends you havent seen in a year, and another 25% you've never met ever
4. when you are a member of over 30 groups and constantly check to see if anyone has made a new one
5. when you look at the clock and see that you have spent 4 hours looking at peoples facebook profiles
6. when you check the clock again, and youve spent another 2 hours after that "just finishing up"
7. when you talk to someone who doesnt like facebook, you are shocked, appalled and imidiatly begin to try to convert them
8. when you see someone you havent seen in a long time, but deside just to check their facebook to find out anything going on with them
9. when you finish your homework at 10, but dont go to bed till 2
10. when you are a member of a club called "facebook addicts," "facebookaholics," "facebookers anonymous," or some variation
person 1: are you ok? you look like your about to fall asleep, you have blisters on your fingers and your eyes are all bloodshot.
person 2: yeah... i just didnt get alot of sleep last night.
person 1: alot of homework?
person 2: nahhh, just me being a facebookaholic
by fbaddict December 28, 2005
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facebook suicidal

To have thoughts of or to threaten deleting your facebook account.
Asia- Facebook is taking too much of my time. I think I might delete my account.

Brittany- Do we need to call a therapist? Cause you're being facebook suicidal.
by britto945 November 14, 2009
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