Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.

An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.

by creideiki333 November 12, 2011

pathetic excuse

the evie’s

the evies are a pathetic excuse

by hahahabeb January 4, 2023

Excuse

A reason that isn't the one being looked for, however truthful it may be.

Don't give me excuses

by et-ATK April 27, 2023

Excuse me but what the fuck

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.

“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”

by mohawkgavin April 30, 2021

Couch Excuse

An excuse that is somewhat valid, but not relevant to the scenario.

That's just a couch excuse!

by dandan8000 November 22, 2024

Feeble excuse

A pathetic excuse of a human.The absolute pond scum of life and sorry excuse of dna to walk on the planet.

Went to see morg and roundhead today. Them 2 idiots are the absolute most pathetic pond scum feeble excuses I have ever come across.

by Kittysaid15 June 7, 2021

that's my excuse

when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.

yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy

by Marty5 April 7, 2013