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evoluted

That's so evoluted!

My perception of Chris was that he was an absolute bogan until I realized he was actually evoluted.
by VirtuallySally October 16, 2018
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Evolution

is a mystery
Evolution is a mystery
by belmont836 October 20, 2018
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Evolsi

Evolsi is the concept of an evolving love that derives from an authentic place where two individuals become one entity all while joining their hearts mind body and soul.
Her Evolsi is why she is so pure and why I am so fond of her.
by The most interesting man October 7, 2020
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Evalotte

Its a young, good looking and smart girl. Its a very uncommon name
My name is Evalotte’
by Evalotte February 16, 2021
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Evolutionary Masculinity Theory

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.
The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
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Evelosaur

Evelosaur
Dinosaur but more Evel. God of all gods. The strongest yu-gi-oh card. Walks among us. He is the reason everything is wrong and bad and sad but we stil love him. He hates us.

Person1: Someone stole my phone
Person2: Evelosaurs fault
Person1: of course
by Xoyourmom November 25, 2021
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Evolluted

Evolluted- evo-lute-ed
Deprived from the word evolution, evolve, evolving, evolved.

Unlike the word evolute, evolluted means evolved in the past tense. Its practically just "evolved" but with a fancier term used.

Evolluted in a sentence would be something like this-
"Sally was talking about the evolluted species of corn from years ago."

In pretense evolluted becomes evoluten(ev-o-loo-tin), which is used in sentences to describe something that will evolve eventually.
Evolluted "Corn was an evolluted species from years ago."

Evoluten "I expect the dog to become an evoluten in the near future.
by Sandflower December 21, 2021
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